Hello new followers …
all I can offer you is a handful of sand
I dunno what 'rizz' is but apparently I've got wizards of it
Cannot wait to treat myself to a deep dish 🧫 pizza🍕this Saturday
You fell off
Hey moron,why dont you fall of into a stupid hole were yUou can only escape if U fuck your own idiot mouth Oh wait U cant unless U break yo spine on the fall,which might as fuck happen !
thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"
there are literally ppl in the notes acting like I made this up.... guys if I were gonna make up a story it would be about literally anything other than this
ok. I'm in the world. now what am I supposed to do
different schools of thought I suppose
if i had a penis i would treat it so well i would take it for walks and give it a comfortable bed to sleep on and give it treats etc
y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up
why does jotaro smile when he explains that chili pepper is probably going to use a remote control airplane to fly out and kill joseph. never mind last two words answered my own question
what’s that old man going to do
what’s this other old man going to do
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